Sunday, September 28, 2008
Friday, September 19, 2008
The Last Of Our Summer Adventures
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Why Moms Drink.
A Mother, passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that
his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the
pillow that was addressed to 'Mom'.With the worst premonition
she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.I
had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to
avoid a scene with Dad and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she
is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...... Mom
she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.She owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.Stacy has opened
my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll
be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that
live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS
so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you
can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son,
Jon
P. S. Mom, none of the above is true.I'm over at Tommy's
house.I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things
in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.Call me when it's safe to come home
Friday, September 12, 2008
A little something about ME
Darcieology
Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology". Thanks Pam for sharing this. How fun!!
**FOODOLOGY**
What is your salad dressing of choice?
Ranch
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
La Fuentes, Mexican Restaurant.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
White cake with raspberry filling.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Canadian bacon and pineapple.
What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter and raspberry jelly.
**TECHNOLOGY**
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A picture of Emilee with her horse.
How many televisions are in your house?
3
What color cell phone do you have?
Pink
*BIOLOGY*
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
RIGHT
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
3 CHILDREN
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My one year old.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
No
*BULLCRAPOLOGY*
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
For sure.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I know when I was a kid I always wanted to change my name. I think I wanted to be Julie.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
NO, I couldn't do it. I might try.
*DUMBOLOGY*
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
6
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Every night, but I tell them where to go.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
A TEACHER
Last person you talked to?
My son, I tucked him into bed.
Last person you hugged?
My kids. at bedtime.
*FAVORITOLOGY*
Season?
Fall
Holiday?
Christmas, but Halloween is a close second.
Day of the week?
Any day I don't have to go to work.
*CURRENTOLOGY*
Missing someone?
Not really. My loved ones are close by.Mood?
Happy with a tab bit of annoyance.Listening to?
Football game that Eric is watching on tv.
Watching?
Nothing. I am not really into football.Worrying about?
Finding time to get everything accomplished.
*RANDOMOLOGY*
First place you went this morning?
Dropped the children off at school and then to the dentist.What can you not wait to do?
Take a relaxing vacation.What's the last movie you saw?
What Women Want
Do you smile often?
Of course.